Monday, April 30, 2007

Lessons in Logic

Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent
-education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them
speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long
word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man,
there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all,
happiness is not the only thing inlife.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget,the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

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Monday, April 16, 2007

PROVERB

PROVERB
1 . A good Jack makes a good Jill.
2 . A good marksman may miss.
3 . A good name is better than riches.
4 . A good name is sooner lost than won.
5 . A good name keeps its lustre in the dark.
6 . A good wife makes a good husband.
7 . A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.
8 . A great fortune is a great slavery.
9 . A great ship asks deep waters.
10. A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

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PROVERB


1. A fool always rushes to the fore.

2. A fool and his money are soon parted.

3. A fool at forty is a fool indeed.

4. A fool may ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in seven years.

5. A fool may throw a stone into a well which a hundred wise men cannot pull out.

6. A fool's tongue runs before his wit.

7. A forced kindness deserves no thanks.

8. A foul morn may turn to a fair day.

9. A fox is not taken twice in the same snare.

10. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

PROVERB

PROVERB

1 . A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
2 . A bad corn promise is better than a good lawsuit.
3 . A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
4 . A bargain is a bargain.
5 . A beggar can never be bankrupt.
6 . A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
7 . A bird may be known by its song.
8 . A black hen lays a white egg.
9 . A blind leader of the blind.
10. A blind man would be glad to see.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Proverbs Completed by children


A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.


While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic !

1. Don't change horses.......until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.............................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before......Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but........how?
6. Don't bite the hand that.................looks dirty.
7. No news is..........................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a............Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..............stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.............. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................... pigs.
13. An idle mind is.............the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.
15. Happy the bride who............gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ......................not much.
17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...........you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ............Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed.........get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.......see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.... get out of the way. And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than.............pregnant.

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Monday, April 2, 2007

proverb

1. A bad beginning makes a bad ending.

2. A bad corn promise is better than a good lawsuit.

3. A bad workman quarrels with his tools.

4. A bargain is a bargain.

5. A beggar can never be bankrupt.

6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

7. A bird may be known by its song.

8. A black hen lays a white egg.

9. A blind leader of the blind.

10. A blind man would be glad to see.

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Sunday, April 1, 2007

Proverb on goal

Proverb on goal


“Singleness of purpose is one of the chief essentials for success in life, no matter what may be one’s aim.”

“When you have goals you kill procrastination, you kill laziness and you kill mental weeds.”

“Don’t be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated, you cannot cross a chasm in two small jumps.”

“Disability is not a curse but a challenge and no challenge is insurmountable.”

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

proverb on man

"A man's life is what his thoughts make of it"
"A man is what he thinks about all along"
" Thinking is one of the most difficult tasks. That is why few men think"
" To know is nothing at all, to imagine is everything"

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Friday, March 30, 2007

proverb on friendship

TRUE FRIENDSHIP IS ENDURING, LASTING EVEN WHEN FRIENDS LOSE TOUCH FOR A WHILE.

A FRIEND IS NICE TO YOU EVEN WHO THE WORLD TURNS ITS BACK ON YOU.

HAVE BUT FEW FRIENDS THOUGH MANY ACQUAINTANCES.

ALL ARE NOT FRIENDS THAT SPEAK US FAIR.

A FRIEND IN COURT IS BETTER THAN A PENNY IN THE PURSE.

FRIENDS ARE LIKE FIDDLE STRINGS, THEY MUST NOT BE SCREWED TOO TIGHT.

A FRIEND TO EVERYBODY IS FRIEND TO NOBODY.

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